Andy Farnsworth is either a New York City based comedian and writer or a Salt Lake City weatherman. Recently opening for Doug Stanhope, he has toured and read his writing all over the US; hosted his “Get Lost with Andy” radio show (WMFO, Boston; WESN, Bloomington); and been nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2012 for his story “Five Minutes of Material.” His standup has been described as "a fun meltdown."
The time Trent Miller and Jennifer Conrad asked me to pretend I was a food critic for a prep school fundraiser cause the real one cancelled. Gave the award to the guy w the croc pot because he was the only one who didn't try to talk to me about "The Silver Palate Cookbook." #tbt
Many people are not aware that Josh Rogan, #SethRogan 's older brother and a successful motorcycle stuntsman in #Bollywood , has a dish named after him--but for some reason they named it phone book style. It looks like tonight is the night I will have the #RoganJosh !
saw this and thought of you:
Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually, they end up in prison.
you're welcome...i think.
If you don't know this online literary mag, you should. It's one of the least pretentious and wildly-enthusiastic-about-its-contributors-pet-searches kind of digital thing I've seen in a while. Contribute. Read:
My friend Josh Kaufman won The Voice! I knew while I was looking through the glass at Airborne recording studio that a day like this would come for you, man. I would sit there while you were singing and think "How the hell is this guy not a huge deal? What kind of world is this? And why am I working in a recording studio? I can't believe they let us in here. Whatever, it's like 3am. People used to tell me I was funny. What the hell do you do with that though?" Then I would press the talkback button and say "That was fucking incredible. Sent chills down my spine." And it was true. My spine didn't lie back then.